whiteshroud | Krusnik Kids Group Chat

That's Koukou.

Koukou? He's cute, and definitely looks like a Koukou.

He does, doesn't he?

He's one of my pokemon. Not the brightest pokemon around, but he's a real sweetie!

He's adorable! I'm kinda shocked that he just approached me. Not used to that!

Haha, he did that by his own choice! Maybe you remind him of me?

Oh btw, I found someone to cover your medical bills.

[Harumasa was GOING to respond to the cute and wholesome talk they're having about Koukou.

But then Jun drops that onto his head like a ton of bricks.

...............................]

Did you just pimp me out to a sugar daddy or something????

Sorry Haru, but Wriothesley's taken.

Bro what does that even mean?!?! Not the Wriothesley thing the other thing!

There's an eccentric billionaire looking for magical materials to help his partner with his own unique medical problems.

I agreed to help gather resources for him in exchange of covering your medical bills.

[... Holy shit. He's going to need some time to process that fully, but for now--]

You're sneaky.

Okay. Alright. I'm not gonna say no to that, especially if he's got more money than sense. Anything he needs from me specifically?

Well, I admit I had some doubts how well your plan to become someone's sugar baby would work, so I decided to see what I could do.

Well in his eyes, it's an equal trade- and he's not wrong there.

He's setting up an account. Once it's set up, you'll have your medics send itemized bills that he can review.

All I wanted was to be treated like a princess and apparently that was too much to ask!

Right. Got it. He can forward the contact info to me personally, then.

Thanks, Jun. That takes a huge weight off my mind. Just try not to get too badly hurt out there, okay?

Well, if you WANT us to play matchmaker...............

Don't worry, I'll be fine. All the places I agreed to look I'm familiar with, so I know what to look out for.

lemme know if you want help, Jun.

with finding shit, not playing matchmaker for Hazel. how the fuck am I supposed to advertise his ass, "anyone want a lazy sugar baby"?

I can give you two words to make it better and you will hate every second of knowing them~

Thanks Ash, maybe you can help with my trip into Dragonspine.

And this should be good: what two words?

Pillow princess!

[....]

Nope, it doesn't make it better.

It's better than calling me a lazy sugar baby! And more accurate.

Anyway, don't even worry about the matchmaking! You guys have way better things to do than worry about THAT part of my life~

If you say so...

Haha, don't worry. I wasn't planning to lose sleep over fixing your love life.

[Because in true sibling fashion:]

I do understand the concept of "lost causes".

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life_ethereal - 2025-01-22 13:56 (UTC) - Expand

we get it you introduce yourself as "hi i'm harumasa and i'm a bottom"

[ Anyway. ]

i can also helping with finding shit, maybe not so much matchmaking. i'm sure haru will be able to find the sugar daddy of his dreams without our help

Now, now, I'm classier than that! I wait for the first date.

Or sugar mommy, I'm not picky~

What are you, Catholic?