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[whiteshroud]

Well, if you WANT us to play matchmaker...............

Don't worry, I'll be fine. All the places I agreed to look I'm familiar with, so I know what to look out for.

[switchaxe]

lemme know if you want help, Jun.

with finding shit, not playing matchmaker for Hazel. how the fuck am I supposed to advertise his ass, "anyone want a lazy sugar baby"?

[life_ethereal]

I can give you two words to make it better and you will hate every second of knowing them~

[whiteshroud]

Thanks Ash, maybe you can help with my trip into Dragonspine.

And this should be good: what two words?

[life_ethereal]

Pillow princess!

[whiteshroud]

[....]

Nope, it doesn't make it better.

[life_ethereal]

It's better than calling me a lazy sugar baby! And more accurate.

Anyway, don't even worry about the matchmaking! You guys have way better things to do than worry about THAT part of my life~

[whiteshroud]

If you say so...

Haha, don't worry. I wasn't planning to lose sleep over fixing your love life.

[Because in true sibling fashion:]

I do understand the concept of "lost causes".

[life_ethereal]

BETRAYAL!

I'll have you know I'm a GREAT catch! It's just too much effort... I get tired just thinking about it~!

[Sure, Jan, that's the reason.]

[nefilim]

we get it you introduce yourself as "hi i'm harumasa and i'm a bottom"

[ Anyway. ]

i can also helping with finding shit, maybe not so much matchmaking. i'm sure haru will be able to find the sugar daddy of his dreams without our help

[life_ethereal]

Now, now, I'm classier than that! I wait for the first date.

Or sugar mommy, I'm not picky~

[nefilim]

very important things to establish on the first date

okay got it, a sugar parent

[ Hold on.

The one gear in her head is turning. ]




glucose guardian

[whiteshroud]

[He snorts]

Glucose Guardian sounds like something a holy knight that serves a god of grain should use.

[life_ethereal]

Sounds like cereal to me!

[life_ethereal]

They have to know what they're getting into~ And if they're into me being a top, I'm going to have to thoroughly disappoint them.

[nefilim]

true, imagine if you went on a date with another bottom and didn't know until it was too late

[switchaxe]

I hate all of you why are you all like this

[whiteshroud]

What are you, Catholic?

[switchaxe]

I will take you and dunk you in the lake, you divine twink of the Lord.

[whiteshroud]

Good luck getting your hands on me.

Also with your pact, would you doing that count as a baptism?

[switchaxe]

if Hazel can do it, I can

nah I don't think Gramps does that sorta thing. maybe if it was in a mud puddle

[life_ethereal]

Wait I'm sorry WHAT?

[life_ethereal]

Long answer, short answer, or that was rhetorical~?

[switchaxe]

rhetorical, I know why we're all like this

[life_ethereal]

Them I need not say more~