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we get it you introduce yourself as "hi i'm harumasa and i'm a bottom"

[ Anyway. ]

i can also helping with finding shit, maybe not so much matchmaking. i'm sure haru will be able to find the sugar daddy of his dreams without our help

Now, now, I'm classier than that! I wait for the first date.

Or sugar mommy, I'm not picky~

very important things to establish on the first date

okay got it, a sugar parent

[ Hold on.

The one gear in her head is turning. ]

glucose guardian

[He snorts]

Glucose Guardian sounds like something a holy knight that serves a god of grain should use.

Sounds like cereal to me!

i'm TRYING to be all inclusive with options of people who will give haru money

also clearly it'll be the name of someone who serves a god of cereal

Cereal is MADE of grain you two.

A god of grain WOULD be the god of cereal too.

We're literally just talking about Ceres, now! That's how we got cereal in the first place, I'm pretty sure. Either that or she REALLY wanted to take credit for it herself!

For the record, soft no on gods as my glucose guardian, but willing to be convinced~

DO NOT BECOME A GOD'S SUGAR BABY.

c'mon jun you make it sound like it's a bad idea!!

[ Though after reading Harumasa's reaction to Ash's pact she is

Realizing she should probably say something. That might be a good idea. ]

though i should proooobably tell you guys something

it's semi-related

more to do with pacts

Ana-bear.

Are you also in a pact with a god? Excuse me, most likely goddess?

Are 3/4 of us in God Pacts?

goddess is correct yes

and also yes

SURPRISE

disaster lesbian making a deal with a hot goddess sounds like the start of a romance novel Ana

HEY i am not a disaster lesbian

actually no that's the biggest lie i've ever told

sis I love you but I cannot believe you managed to text that without your phone blowing up from the bullshit

how dare you i will not forgive this slander even if i do love you

also look at her, i can't be blamed for being a little bit of a disaster

little bit?

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... Is it Persephone?

oh so you met her already!

yep it's her

[ Please don't pass out Haru- ]

Persephone??

Sis she killed her husband.

so Ana's safe?

[ASH]

[Harumasa's picking up his cat and lying down on the couch.]

Ana-bear, I have one last question.

Are you DATING your goddess?

true, imagine if you went on a date with another bottom and didn't know until it was too late

Exactly! I'd have to be like, "man, I'm sorry, you're a great guy/lady, but either you've gotta figure out how to top or we're just gonna have to see other people."