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[life_ethereal]

His boyfriend is Blade?!

[switchaxe]

Oh, yeah, you weren't here for that. One of 'em is, yeah, Blade's cool. And apparently a fuckin' pomsky.

[whiteshroud]

...."One of them"? Who's the other?

[switchaxe]

Not entirely sure, but I think the white haired one. Last time I dropped Orthie off at the daycare he was there, and I could smell Blade on him.

[whiteshroud]

Ah, that must be Acacia. He likes being in the daycare.

[it could be also riku but... Riku has silver hair and honestly he doesn't trust Riku to have enough rizz to have two boyfriends]

That explains some things at least.

[switchaxe]

Like...?

[whiteshroud]

Oh, nothing major. Just things that seemed couple-like at PICHU.

It's not important.

[whiteshroud]

[....]

You guys didn't know?

[NO SHIT THEY DIDN'T KNOW JUN YOU NEVER TELL ANYONE ANYTHING]

[switchaxe]

I knew he was datin' Blade and that one other guy but not that Blade was a pomsky.

[whiteshroud]

Haha.... guess his act as a pomsky is just that convincing! Good.

[life_ethereal]

No, I didn't know, and now I really have to avoid him! Apollo opened his big mouth when I met Blade in person about my bow.

[whiteshroud]

What.

Is Apollo deadset on flirting with EVERY adult male in my life? What exactly did he say to Blade?

[life_ethereal]

It's only a matter of time before he flirts with Furina and then my life will be over.

[Oh, Harumasa remembers what Apollo said. It's burned into his brain, unfortunately.]

Do you really wanna know?

[Do you, Jun?]

[whiteshroud]

[...]

Yes.

[A thousand times yes]

[life_ethereal]

[Harumasa has weighed his options and has decided it's not as bad as calling Wriothesley "Daddy," but he's going to make Jun regret it a little.

So, he clears his throat, and says in the exact same flirty tone he would've used:]

'I can be your good boy.'

[switchaxe]

Dude, Hazel. We have got to get you laid.

[life_ethereal]

Absolutely not! It's Apollo who needs it more than I do, and I'm not doing that for him!

[switchaxe]

Then you're gonna hit on everyone with legs for the next decade!

[life_ethereal]

Then I'll accept that as my third contract price!

[A pause in the levity since it does occur to him that he hasn't exactly stated why he doesn't want to.]

Okay, but, in actual seriousness, in the past I... didn't feel comfortable being in a very vulnerable position with someone I didn't know and trust. And then there's the god sharing my body for another layer of complexity. It's just been easier to not right now.

[whiteshroud]

[Sorry, you were hoping to make him feel regret for asking?

No, no there is no regret here. Instead, there is the sound of Jun cracking the fuck up so hard he can't form words]

[life_ethereal]

[Harumasa throws himself dramatically on his couch like a put-upon maiden. He whines:]

It's not funny!!

[It is for now, though!]

[whiteshroud]

[Sorry he's laughing too hard to verbally respond. Instead he's switching to telepathy as he continues to laugh and wheeze]

Yes it is! I couldn't think of a worse flirtation line to give him!

text | un: anarchy

[nefilim]

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[life_ethereal]

SHUT UP, ANA!!! Betrayed by my own sister!

voice

[nefilim]

I'm right! You know I'm right!