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Yes.

[A thousand times yes]

[Harumasa has weighed his options and has decided it's not as bad as calling Wriothesley "Daddy," but he's going to make Jun regret it a little.

So, he clears his throat, and says in the exact same flirty tone he would've used:]

'I can be your good boy.'

Dude, Hazel. We have got to get you laid.

Absolutely not! It's Apollo who needs it more than I do, and I'm not doing that for him!

Then you're gonna hit on everyone with legs for the next decade!

Then I'll accept that as my third contract price!

[A pause in the levity since it does occur to him that he hasn't exactly stated why he doesn't want to.]

Okay, but, in actual seriousness, in the past I... didn't feel comfortable being in a very vulnerable position with someone I didn't know and trust. And then there's the god sharing my body for another layer of complexity. It's just been easier to not right now.

[Ah.]

Understandable. You'd think Apollo'd know that.

He does, and at first he never hit on people. Shocking, I know, but when I started to relax a bit, so did Apollo. Nowadays, I just pass it off as my contract price for those in the know.

[Sorry, you were hoping to make him feel regret for asking?

No, no there is no regret here. Instead, there is the sound of Jun cracking the fuck up so hard he can't form words]

[Harumasa throws himself dramatically on his couch like a put-upon maiden. He whines:]

It's not funny!!

[It is for now, though!]

[Sorry he's laughing too hard to verbally respond. Instead he's switching to telepathy as he continues to laugh and wheeze]

Yes it is! I couldn't think of a worse flirtation line to give him!