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[whiteshroud]

...

Wait are you talking about that pillow you used to carry around?

[HE REMEMBERED SOMETHING (18)]

[imperfectfifth]

[omg]

That's the one~

He survived a few years on the run, but things are finally looking up!

[whiteshroud]

[....]

I don't know how to feel about my teleportation and Haru's health apparently ranking as the same level of importance as an old pillow.

[imperfectfifth]

I don't think we're meant to compare. The point, I imagine, was to inflict maximum annoyance.

[whiteshroud]

Well it's certainly succeed on that front. I may not have it the worst, but I really miss my teleportation.

[#$%$]

We'll have to figure out formal wear for everyone. Do you have something to wear?

[imperfectfifth]

It sounds so convenient.

Not yet, but I can find something. Maybe there's something avant-garde in the work closet.

[whiteshroud]

I wouldn't chance that.

If things take a violent turn, it'll be hard to explain to your employers why their outfit has blood stains.

[imperfectfifth]

...

Are you planning violence? You need to let me know. It's in the contract.

[whiteshroud]

It's not Plan A.

Plan A is show up, retrieve what we lost for fulfilling the fae's request, then spend the rest of the evening charming my fiancee because I look cute.

Plan B is show up and kill whatever I need to kill in order to retrieve what we lost.

[... And then have the fiancee still find him cute because Varian's into that shit]

When did we get a contract?

[life_ethereal]

[Ugh, guess he has to do his big brother duties.]

How about we make regicide Plan D or lower? B and C can be improvise WITHOUT murder.

[whiteshroud]

Huh?

Well... okay, I can shuffle things around- but I'm not sure how any of us are going to pull off the original idea for Plan B of "charm the Fae to get them to give our stuff back".

[life_ethereal]

I'm just gonna say that if you push me in front of you for Plan Charm, I'll be mad but I'll respect it.

Otherwise, do you know any infuriatingly charming people you can puppy dog eyes into that plan?

[whiteshroud]

Under normal circumstances, I'll admit you'd be our best candidate out of us. But between your health and how that vision made you feel... I'd feel bad making you do it.

[He's not AS ruthless as his past self. Except... he pauses to consider for a moment]

I mean... Var's dad is pretty charming.

un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Please no. I think this family is complicated enough without running the risk of adding a fae king as a potential step parent.

[whiteshroud]

Good point. Welp, that rules out my list of candidates.

Haru you're up.

[HIS LIST WAS ONLY ONE PERSON]

[life_ethereal]

I was really hoping you had a longer list than that, but fine. I'll flirt with the Goblin King.

[This might end up like the Easter Bunny Incident.]

[whiteshroud]

Sorry Nii-san I really wish I did, but I'm a Christian anime nerd.
Rizz is a mythical resource in my social circles.

If it's too uncomfortable we can try to find another person. There's got to be someone out there.

[life_ethereal]

That's so sad, what the heck?

[Aww, Jun-bug....]

Don't worry, it's not too uncomfortable for me. I have an escape plan if it gets bad. If it gets dangerously bad, I'll call the group to talk about Phoebe. Does that sound reasonable?

[Harumasa mostly wants to reassure them that he does actually have plans just in case so that he's as safe as he can be. He might not even need any of those plans, which would be great, but he knows that this is a situation that deserves concern.]

[whiteshroud]

Don't pity us, your friends are movie buffs and D&D players - that's not much better.

[YOU'RE A NERD TOO NII-SAN]

... Alright, if you're sure. I can move fast in short bursts, so I can be there should it be needed.

[...]

I promise to prioritize your safety over regicide.

[life_ethereal]

The movie buffs I know still have more rizz by virtue of landing more than one date with my world's version of Taylor Swift. They're outliers and should never be counted. Anyway, I have no defense for negative rizz Viktor and Caleb~ Noctis and Wei Wuxian at least know what a real life woman is, but that's the best I can say~!

[BRUTAL.]

Aww, Jun! That's so sweet. High key concerning, we are not glossing over that, but very sweet.

All joking aside, I do appreciate that. I promise I'll prioritize my safety. Even if that means forfeiting my time, I'd rather be alive to enjoy what I still have.

[whiteshroud]

[OUCH THE POOR D&D CREW. Not that, he can argue of what he's seen of Caleb and Noctis....]

...

Wait. If Belle can charm Taylor Swift, why aren't we asking her to do this...?

[life_ethereal]

[Harumasa's point unfortunately stands.

Ah. Yes. There's a catch to the charisma that the Proxies have.]

Because the downside is that she has zero way to protect herself. Lemme put it to you this way. Phoebe could take her out just by trying to jump onto Belle's shoulders.

[switchaxe]

Phoebe ain't a big cat

[whiteshroud]

Ah.
That is a problem.

It'd be harder to protect a full civilian AND avoid regicide.

[droptheious]

I don't know what everyone's complaining about, both of those options sound like a great time to me. You might even make me like the idea of a formal ball.

[ Because Varian is, of course, into that shit. ]