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[life_ethereal]

I gotcha covered for that! I happen to know someone who can get you a VERY legal German license~

[switchaxe]

they're smarter than photoshop, Hazel

[life_ethereal]

My dearest baby brother, I'm trying to say I know a hacker. How else do you think I, without any access to my birth certificate and other official documents, was able to get around and land jobs all across Europe and America?

[switchaxe]

bullshitting and playin' sick?

[life_ethereal]

Sure, but that doesn't get me a plane ticket, passport, legal driver's license, and, most importantly, healthcare.

[switchaxe]

does if you're sneaky.

also who let you drive?!

[whiteshroud]

Who let YOU drive??

Don't even get me started about the RV you showed up in!

[switchaxe]

hey I needed somewhere to live where the asshole in my head wouldn't cause problems!

[whiteshroud]

It was a choice. I was very relived when you moved out of it.

But seriously, thanks Ash. I've been putting aside money for this for awhile, so I should be able to cover most of the costs.

[switchaxe]

yeah no problem. this is the gayest shit I've ever seen an' I'm living with my boyfriend.

oh do you mind if I offer to let Pat come along?

[whiteshroud]

Haha, what can I say? You have to think outside the box if you want to get a good gift for a boyfriend who can make anything.

Fine by me! I should be able to teleport the five of us to Copenhagen without trouble.

[switchaxe]

hell yeah

[life_ethereal]

Me and technically the various governments I've got licenses in! Keep up, Ashes~

Listen, they were able to not just hack into a hospital's record keeping system to find my specific birth records and diagnoses, but they also forged a passport that not even customs and immigration could detect as fake. They're the reason I'm even still alive, if I'm being absolutely honest. I promise, they're trustworthy and very good at their job.

[switchaxe]

are they the asshole from POKEGO?

[life_ethereal]

Nope! They're a group called Phaethon. Hilarious, I know!

[switchaxe]

you're shitting me

[life_ethereal]

Nope, my life is just that cosmically funny~