HOLY GROUP CHAT

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HOLY GROUP CHAT

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[paperpusher]

Uh, hi

Who's this?

And what's this?

[robopriest]

This is a super special group chat for a super special club.

Who might you be?

[paperpusher]

Well I already knew I was super special! I didn't realize I needed to be put in a group chat for it

I asked first

[robopriest]

;)

My name is Father Hansa Cervantes.

Now you.

[paperpusher]

Natori Shuuichi! I don't have a fancy title but I did get first place on the most recent "who has the nicest smile" poll and my new movie is coming out in... four months ago, I guess, since it's fall here.

[robopriest]

Very cool :o You're a celebrity :D

Anyways it seems you're an exorcist too?

[paperpusher]

I am both of those things! So it's a group for exorcists, huh.

[great, now he just has to figure out how to block this chat and he's all set!]

[robopriest]

Nope!

I'm a priest. :P

[paperpusher]

Oh, I get it. That's why it's holy group.

I'm not a priest, for the record.

[robopriest]

That's fine. You have abilities that can be used against the creatures and effects we've seen here. This is why we're in this group, to work together.

[paperpusher]

Ah, gotcha. You should try leading with that next time!

[guess he's staying in the group chat.]

So it's true then that the spirits from last month were vulnerable to exorcisms?

[robopriest]

You could've been someone random I just wasn't sure.

And its true that they are. Which is why we need your help.

[paperpusher]

We can and should still absolutely refer to this as a super special group for a super special club, don't worry ✨

I'll do my best ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[expio]

Hi, Mr. Natori~! Hi, Father Hansa~! I see you're making fast friends!

[paperpusher]

Oh, Father Abel! Why did you add me to this group chat

[expio]

Me? Oh, that wasn't me, silly~! But aren't you glad you're here?

[paperpusher]

I don't really understand this at all, so I can't say I am! Though of course I'm always happy to get a chance to talk to you, Father ✨✨✨

[expio]

Oh, you... you know I'm always looking for another excuse to chat up the infamous Mr. Natori, so please forgive my colleague's enthusiasm! I recommended he add you, but I don't think he realized we hadn't exactly discussed it yet.

Anyway! This is our Super Nifty✨✨, One of a Kind✨✨, Exorcism and Holy Chat✨✨~!!! Welcome!!! 🎈🌟

[paperpusher]

You're both forgiven, Father Abel ❤✨💖🌟

I didn't realize you could use magic!

[expio]

I can't~! ✨ I'm practically useless~! ✨

[paperpusher]

Please don't put yourself down like that. Not in front of me ✨

[expio]

Oh, no, please don't misunderstand! I'm not trying to be hard on myself. I just believe in the power of honesty~!

I have no special holy powers, or magic, or anything of that sort. Just the good, old fashioned power of prayer and holy water~! Don't depend on me too much, but I will 100% cheer you on!!! ✨✨ Consider me your #1 cheerleader!!!

[paperpusher]

With the support of your cheers and prayers, Father, I don't think there's anything on this island that could stop us.

[expio]

You're inspirational~! Absolutely motivating words, my dear friend~! I couldn't say it better myself!! With our powers combined, I'm SURE it's only a matter of time before we find a way home... and we'll keep everyone safely possession-free til then!!